Wednesday, December 24, 2008

24 dec 08...wed...

dEaR jUmJuM..
hv u ever...
been detained at a police station
for posessing a toy gun?
ugh..

nearly missed our flight that day..
stu m'sian system...
police statement: "adakah kamu tahu bhw memiliki pistol mainan yg mirip benar adalah salah?"
excuse me...
1. its juz a TOY GUN
2. it was in our check-in lugguage!

HNG


mineral water- EVERYBODY in thailand seems 2 prefer this 2 any other type of drink..

example 1:
example 2:
sand fort- which zac n i built while d others went snorkelling...i cudnt join in cauz of..umm..some issues with that time of d month..
i'm sorry..but WHAT do u sell?????
build-a-bear workshop..
this is mighty cute...u choose a skin 4 ur bear...stuff it with cotton, pop a heart into it, n giv it a birth certificate..introducing...GipGip!!
d mango eatery- bangkok..wow...london..wow...tokyo...wow....kuching..HUH? where's that? LOL..

*atm*

Monday, December 22, 2008

22 dec 08...mon...

dEaR jUmJuM...

I"M BACK!!!
safe, sound, but a lil brown..
hehe

bit fussed up over smthng, tho...
more tmrw...
nid my beauty ZZZ!

*atm*












































Saturday, December 20, 2008

20 dec 08...sat...pics update

welcum 2 bangkok, thailand..
(more when i get back)


val's bday..


c?? told u she's psycho!


foodland-ok this place is cool...its a bakery+supermarket+restaurant+pharmacy, all open 24/7, regardless of holidays!


fatty zac goes snorkelling...
teh c peng wannabe- if u ever came across "thai ice tea" n wonder wat it is...i'll tell u:
its simply teh c peng with a WHOLE LOT MORE sugar..





ko samet island...
this place was quite a let-down as d so-called "resort" we stayed at was wayyyyy below grade..no internet connection, no telephone, no gud tv channels, n u nid 2 run all d way down 2 d reception juz 2 gt some toilet paper!
but other than tat..this place is kinda nice..

souveniers market- d things here r reeeli cheap, but zero quality...so nope, didnt gt much...

fish farm- u gt 2 feed sharks/turtles bla bla bla here n they snap it up lik unfed-for-days animals...i left all d feeding 2 val since personally, i think getting ur hands all stinky n bloody from feeing fish juz isnt worth it..








(my mum's RELI scared of d sun...tsk tsk)



riding on d speedboat going snorkelling...
platinium fashion mall- this place is a MUST GO if u ever cum 2 thailand(unless of corz, u're a guy...) sadly, i didnt take any pics as i was too caught up SHOPPING! there's shop after shop of accesories, bags, clothes, shoes---all at cheap, whole-sale price..d place is fully packed though, even on mondays...so watch out 4 pickpockets!




d aw reunion pics....


cousins...






family pic..



*atm*

Friday, December 12, 2008

12 dec 08...fri...

dEaR jUmJuM...

jellyfish~ i m soo tired!!
took a plane 2 lcct, then transited to thailand 3 hours later!!
HNG
oh, neways...
here's a pic of hw jumjum travelled..



crammed in my hand-bag!!
she reeelllliiii smells wierd nw...
d moment u step into d su-wat-wat-i-4gt-liao-bam airport(d same 1 they were protesting at last week)..
u will notice tat they pay A LOT of attention to architectual design n u can see their budaya plastered EVERYWHERE..



d su-wat-wat-bum airport...nt reli a gud pic, but d only one i hv...d driver was walking off in front liao...didnt dare 2 stop too long..lol..

their thai language is reli reli cho lo arr...

n most u hear is "krap"(4 d guys) n "ka"(4 d gals)

val n i almost fell off our seats trying mighty hard 2 restrain from giggling!

i sent around 18 msgs when i arrived...

kept checking d credit left but it didnt change n i was soo happy...

until..

1st time checked..40+..2nd..30+...3rd..20+!!

jellyfish i cant msg liao!! HNG

dad brought us for dinner at this restaurant called log cabin,

n there was a live band playing n they were reli, reli, reli gud!

all d way back 2 dad's appartment we notice tat d place is simply FULL of 7-elevens...

practically on every street!!

val n i share a room...but in d end we were talking talking talking until we all fell asleep in d living room!

then zac woke me up at freakin 7 am by twisting n turning on d sofa...

haizzz....!

oh, n its val's b'day!!! happy b'day~

*atm*

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

10 dec 08...wed...

hey all...

juz to inform that i'll be leaving 4 thailand tmrw afternoon...
so pls dun msg me unless u r prepared 2 pay d roaming charges!
hehe...
back after x'mas

muakxx,
*atm*

Saturday, December 6, 2008

this is hilarious!

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu! Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

2 dec 08...tues...

dEaR jUmJuM...

mmm
been so lazy to update lately...
blame it on pn chen! soo many things to study..
ugh..
lol..
jumjum's been bullied by my cuzzies!!
they snatch her away from me to hug her..
so she smells kinda wierd lately...
not 100% my smell ki..
haiz haiz

so...on d 29th nov...
my family had an "aw's reunion" dinner at holiday inn...
at which all 60+ close family and friends showed up at..
n yeah...it was kinda fun...
even though i blew my "no-carbs" diet long long ago and wasnt able to ~shine~ in my dress...
but still ok la...haha

(more pics later)

from left: val, zac, gabe and i


gabe n i



heard about that khs on fire thingie...
actually, my mum and i saw d smoke when she was driving across the airport highway to pn chen's...
we were like, "hmm...wonder where's on fire.."
and cam n rac filled me in d moment i reached class...
all throughout tuition we were going, "hmm...wonder if we have to redo our peka reports..."
and "arr!! if d mc's room was burnt i will D-I-E!!" (well, actually...that was just me! kaka..
*pics and videos at eric's blog...* (see? help u promote arr...so good ho?? haha)

*atm*

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hey People...

just a question...

in these 2 pics, who looks more noob??
pik ai or i?

take ur pick n send feedbacks!!
wakaka...


*contest ends 12/12

(grabbed from cam)





*atm*

27 nov 08...thurs...

dEaR jUmJuM...

oh gosh...!
i had d fun-est time last nite!!
went to bing! with nick koko..n 2 other cuzzies who just came back from vancouver...
we had d hell of a time just laughing n laughing n laughing!
oh, n there was this gay-ish sort of bartender...
who wrote d orders down on d counter with a whiteboard marker...
n had long long hair..
i kinda just sat there..staring n staring at d way he sways around...lol...
n micheal koko made me delete my 1335-msgs inbox...
full of msgs that brings back memories...
he said i shouldnt dwell in the past...n asked me to move on...
so...okie lo....

.............................................

this morning!
went window shopping with mum n zac...
arr...so contended~~
despite feeling a lil unwell from all that cigarrete smoke inhaled last night...
hmm..too sensitive...
then followed my aunt to be her "model"...
while she did facial for me...
mm...yum yum...
so nice...

.............................................

VAL's SPM is O-V-E-R!!!
thank gudness...
nw she can do her bit at home too!!!

*atm*

Sunday, November 23, 2008

23 nov 08...sun...val gone nuts

have u ever...

been BATHED by ur 16-turning-17-psychopath sister??!!

ugh.


spare d details..

Saturday, November 22, 2008

22 nov 08...sat...WAKASA pics





spot me!!!! hehehe






this is a story of how we all got wet!! n umm...dun ask abt d funky outfit...wei2 brilliant idea which saved me from a trip to d stinky toilet!! haha





Thursday, November 20, 2008

20 november 08...thurs...WAKASA CAMP

dEaR jUmJuM...

finally...i can online!!!
its just been *wake up, rush to d SJA HQ, come back, unpack, repack, SLEEP*
for d last 4 days...
to tell d truth..
i hvnt seen zac in 48 hours..
haha...

firstly...backwood cooking...
was forced to help lionel parang-cut d bako wood...
because d other boy in our patrol was a teeny winnie one...
and SUMONE told me i'm transexual cause i have the strength of a guy!
HNG HNG HNG
and here...d outcome...
our meal of chicken n half-cooked potatoes, fish, rice+santan, and potato soup...
dont ask me where our bread went...
it was simply.. UNEDIBLE!

nex...bathing!!

over d days...we managed to tumpang friends' cars to their houses during breaks...
namely wei2, cam and yun yee...
simply because...d HQ toilet is small, smelly n ew-ky!!
oh, n special thx to wei2's mum 4 being soo nice!
(pics taken at yy's nice big hse)



d "bomb game"
at which we named our group.....................
guess what??
JUMJUM BOMB!!
lol...
at one point, every group (suku bomb, oku bomb n bombbomb bomb)
was punished, leaving our group d only ones un-punished..
so all of them started hurling bombs at us!! hmph~

so in d end we were all forced to do d catwalk..!
and i umm...think i over-did it...if u know what i mean..!*cough cough*

d rest of d days i shall go over quickly...
as i will faint if i dont have my dinner soon...!
hmm...what should i say?
arr...we had 1st aid,
nursing,
marching in d rain(damn cool!),
under-limbo-ing,
spying at d hot-hot badminton players*ahem ahem*,
n MORE 1st aid!!


guess who?? d choking dummy on which we're supposed to test our abdominal thrusts on!! looks real, doesnt he?
pik ai and cam in their "lo-lo-just-woken-up" state!


y are my flip-flops so chu song?? hng
suki, chia yi and bi qi..
guess who's misusing d wheelchair?? hehehe


lazy, lazy us..! instead of taking down nursing notes in our books...we whipped out phones to take pictures!

*atm*