Wednesday, December 24, 2008

24 dec 08...wed...

dEaR jUmJuM..
hv u ever...
been detained at a police station
for posessing a toy gun?
ugh..

nearly missed our flight that day..
stu m'sian system...
police statement: "adakah kamu tahu bhw memiliki pistol mainan yg mirip benar adalah salah?"
excuse me...
1. its juz a TOY GUN
2. it was in our check-in lugguage!

HNG


mineral water- EVERYBODY in thailand seems 2 prefer this 2 any other type of drink..

example 1:
example 2:
sand fort- which zac n i built while d others went snorkelling...i cudnt join in cauz of..umm..some issues with that time of d month..
i'm sorry..but WHAT do u sell?????
build-a-bear workshop..
this is mighty cute...u choose a skin 4 ur bear...stuff it with cotton, pop a heart into it, n giv it a birth certificate..introducing...GipGip!!
d mango eatery- bangkok..wow...london..wow...tokyo...wow....kuching..HUH? where's that? LOL..

*atm*

Monday, December 22, 2008

22 dec 08...mon...

dEaR jUmJuM...

I"M BACK!!!
safe, sound, but a lil brown..
hehe

bit fussed up over smthng, tho...
more tmrw...
nid my beauty ZZZ!

*atm*












































Saturday, December 20, 2008

20 dec 08...sat...pics update

welcum 2 bangkok, thailand..
(more when i get back)


val's bday..


c?? told u she's psycho!


foodland-ok this place is cool...its a bakery+supermarket+restaurant+pharmacy, all open 24/7, regardless of holidays!


fatty zac goes snorkelling...
teh c peng wannabe- if u ever came across "thai ice tea" n wonder wat it is...i'll tell u:
its simply teh c peng with a WHOLE LOT MORE sugar..





ko samet island...
this place was quite a let-down as d so-called "resort" we stayed at was wayyyyy below grade..no internet connection, no telephone, no gud tv channels, n u nid 2 run all d way down 2 d reception juz 2 gt some toilet paper!
but other than tat..this place is kinda nice..

souveniers market- d things here r reeeli cheap, but zero quality...so nope, didnt gt much...

fish farm- u gt 2 feed sharks/turtles bla bla bla here n they snap it up lik unfed-for-days animals...i left all d feeding 2 val since personally, i think getting ur hands all stinky n bloody from feeing fish juz isnt worth it..








(my mum's RELI scared of d sun...tsk tsk)



riding on d speedboat going snorkelling...
platinium fashion mall- this place is a MUST GO if u ever cum 2 thailand(unless of corz, u're a guy...) sadly, i didnt take any pics as i was too caught up SHOPPING! there's shop after shop of accesories, bags, clothes, shoes---all at cheap, whole-sale price..d place is fully packed though, even on mondays...so watch out 4 pickpockets!




d aw reunion pics....


cousins...






family pic..



*atm*

Friday, December 12, 2008

12 dec 08...fri...

dEaR jUmJuM...

jellyfish~ i m soo tired!!
took a plane 2 lcct, then transited to thailand 3 hours later!!
HNG
oh, neways...
here's a pic of hw jumjum travelled..



crammed in my hand-bag!!
she reeelllliiii smells wierd nw...
d moment u step into d su-wat-wat-i-4gt-liao-bam airport(d same 1 they were protesting at last week)..
u will notice tat they pay A LOT of attention to architectual design n u can see their budaya plastered EVERYWHERE..



d su-wat-wat-bum airport...nt reli a gud pic, but d only one i hv...d driver was walking off in front liao...didnt dare 2 stop too long..lol..

their thai language is reli reli cho lo arr...

n most u hear is "krap"(4 d guys) n "ka"(4 d gals)

val n i almost fell off our seats trying mighty hard 2 restrain from giggling!

i sent around 18 msgs when i arrived...

kept checking d credit left but it didnt change n i was soo happy...

until..

1st time checked..40+..2nd..30+...3rd..20+!!

jellyfish i cant msg liao!! HNG

dad brought us for dinner at this restaurant called log cabin,

n there was a live band playing n they were reli, reli, reli gud!

all d way back 2 dad's appartment we notice tat d place is simply FULL of 7-elevens...

practically on every street!!

val n i share a room...but in d end we were talking talking talking until we all fell asleep in d living room!

then zac woke me up at freakin 7 am by twisting n turning on d sofa...

haizzz....!

oh, n its val's b'day!!! happy b'day~

*atm*

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

10 dec 08...wed...

hey all...

juz to inform that i'll be leaving 4 thailand tmrw afternoon...
so pls dun msg me unless u r prepared 2 pay d roaming charges!
hehe...
back after x'mas

muakxx,
*atm*

Saturday, December 6, 2008

this is hilarious!

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu! Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)