Wednesday, December 10, 2008

10 dec 08...wed...

hey all...

juz to inform that i'll be leaving 4 thailand tmrw afternoon...
so pls dun msg me unless u r prepared 2 pay d roaming charges!
hehe...
back after x'mas

muakxx,
*atm*

Saturday, December 6, 2008

this is hilarious!

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu! Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

2 dec 08...tues...

dEaR jUmJuM...

mmm
been so lazy to update lately...
blame it on pn chen! soo many things to study..
ugh..
lol..
jumjum's been bullied by my cuzzies!!
they snatch her away from me to hug her..
so she smells kinda wierd lately...
not 100% my smell ki..
haiz haiz

so...on d 29th nov...
my family had an "aw's reunion" dinner at holiday inn...
at which all 60+ close family and friends showed up at..
n yeah...it was kinda fun...
even though i blew my "no-carbs" diet long long ago and wasnt able to ~shine~ in my dress...
but still ok la...haha

(more pics later)

from left: val, zac, gabe and i


gabe n i



heard about that khs on fire thingie...
actually, my mum and i saw d smoke when she was driving across the airport highway to pn chen's...
we were like, "hmm...wonder where's on fire.."
and cam n rac filled me in d moment i reached class...
all throughout tuition we were going, "hmm...wonder if we have to redo our peka reports..."
and "arr!! if d mc's room was burnt i will D-I-E!!" (well, actually...that was just me! kaka..
*pics and videos at eric's blog...* (see? help u promote arr...so good ho?? haha)

*atm*

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hey People...

just a question...

in these 2 pics, who looks more noob??
pik ai or i?

take ur pick n send feedbacks!!
wakaka...


*contest ends 12/12

(grabbed from cam)





*atm*

27 nov 08...thurs...

dEaR jUmJuM...

oh gosh...!
i had d fun-est time last nite!!
went to bing! with nick koko..n 2 other cuzzies who just came back from vancouver...
we had d hell of a time just laughing n laughing n laughing!
oh, n there was this gay-ish sort of bartender...
who wrote d orders down on d counter with a whiteboard marker...
n had long long hair..
i kinda just sat there..staring n staring at d way he sways around...lol...
n micheal koko made me delete my 1335-msgs inbox...
full of msgs that brings back memories...
he said i shouldnt dwell in the past...n asked me to move on...
so...okie lo....

.............................................

this morning!
went window shopping with mum n zac...
arr...so contended~~
despite feeling a lil unwell from all that cigarrete smoke inhaled last night...
hmm..too sensitive...
then followed my aunt to be her "model"...
while she did facial for me...
mm...yum yum...
so nice...

.............................................

VAL's SPM is O-V-E-R!!!
thank gudness...
nw she can do her bit at home too!!!

*atm*

Sunday, November 23, 2008

23 nov 08...sun...val gone nuts

have u ever...

been BATHED by ur 16-turning-17-psychopath sister??!!

ugh.


spare d details..

Saturday, November 22, 2008

22 nov 08...sat...WAKASA pics





spot me!!!! hehehe






this is a story of how we all got wet!! n umm...dun ask abt d funky outfit...wei2 brilliant idea which saved me from a trip to d stinky toilet!! haha