20 november 08...thurs...WAKASA CAMP

dEaR jUmJuM...

finally...i can online!!!

its just been *wake up, rush to d SJA HQ, come back, unpack, repack, SLEEP*

for d last 4 days...

to tell d truth..

i hvnt seen zac in 48 hours..

haha...

firstly...backwood cooking...

was forced to help lionel parang-cut d bako wood...

because d other boy in our patrol was a teeny winnie one...

and SUMONE told me i'm transexual cause i have the strength of a guy!

HNG HNG HNG

and here...d outcome...

our meal of chicken n half-cooked potatoes, fish, rice+santan, and potato soup...

dont ask me where our bread went...

it was simply.. UNEDIBLE!

nex...bathing!!

over d days...we managed to tumpang friends' cars to their houses during breaks...

namely wei2, cam and yun yee...

simply because...d HQ toilet is small, smelly n ew-ky!!

oh, n special thx to wei2's mum 4 being soo nice!

(pics taken at yy's nice big hse)

d "bomb game"

at which we named our group.....................

guess what??

JUMJUM BOMB!!

lol...

at one point, every group (suku bomb, oku bomb n bombbomb bomb)

was punished, leaving our group d only ones un-punished..

so all of them started hurling bombs at us!! hmph~

so in d end we were all forced to do d catwalk..!

and i umm...think i over-did it...if u know what i mean..!*cough cough*

d rest of d days i shall go over quickly...

as i will faint if i dont have my dinner soon...!

hmm...what should i say?

arr...we had 1st aid,

nursing,

marching in d rain(damn cool!),

under-limbo-ing,

spying at d hot-hot badminton players*ahem ahem*,

n MORE 1st aid!!

guess who?? d choking dummy on which we're supposed to test our abdominal thrusts on!! looks real, doesnt he?

pik ai and cam in their "lo-lo-just-woken-up" state!

y are my flip-flops so chu song?? hng

suki, chia yi and bi qi..

guess who's misusing d wheelchair?? hehehe


lazy, lazy us..! instead of taking down nursing notes in our books...we whipped out phones to take pictures!

*atm*

15 november 08...sat....

dEaR jUmJuM...

after tui today went out!!

whee~~

my elder cuzzie (known as nick koko)

brought me out for lunch and then to ostrich...

to buy smthng for hannah and for val...

as val's been looking sooo stressed lately...

what with her spm and all...

then went out again as a nanny...

to my two younger cuzzies...(known as meg n mark)

and they helped me name my new bear hanging on my hp!!

meg wanted to name it Coconut, while mark wanted Chip..

so i mengabungkan both n named it "NutChip"!!

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also...

received my 1st official letter today...

complete with "ms jacqueline aw theeng mei" printed in front...

turned out to be some letter from ocbc..

"dear valued customer....

bla bla bla...

....be sure to present any credit card to redeem.......

.....bla.......bla...........bla.........."

(err...credit card?? did they check my age before sending me this?? haha..noob la)

*atm*

14 november 08...fri...

dEaR jUmJuM...

woke up early n went to school today...

(oh, n "thx A LOT" to cam for waking me up at FREAKIN 4a.m. just to ask me what time i was arriving!!)

picking leaves from reservior park for d backwood cooking on d 17th...

1 of my jobs were to "compress" d leaves so that more could fit in...

so i just sat on it!

it fit the purpose, anyway..

then we made our way back to khs with enormous sacks of leaves on our backs...

like santa clause's....

wei2 n i took a shortcut across the field...

FORGETTING it RAINED last night..

so this was d price we had to pay...

thank goodness we wore flip-flops!!

n all i can say about d umm..experience is that

I H-A-T-E hungry mosquitoes!!!!

*atm*

13 november 08... last day...last mc....

dEaR jUmJuM...

last 2 days of school were TOTALLY hilarious...
what with 10+ crazy students in d holiday mood in an empty classroom---you do the math!
jumping...running...dancing...
n absolutely fooling around..
sharing chocolates n nuggets n sweets!
saw ms wee at block 1 n someone started to yell "ms WEE!!"
then it dawned upon us that it may be the last time we scramble to our seats at the sound of her name..haha

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also..
da, cam n i requested to be emcee's for the last time...
---n we even recorded it down!
hiaz...there goes my love,
there goes my passion...
sob sob
n amazingly...
i did not shed a tear...
unlike the situation ash n eug "predicted"..
c'mon guys..
i'm not THAT obsessed ok?!~

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tiang, cz, pa, cam n i took a huge detour n went down from d front gate to d back...
just for fun...
n my bus nearly went off without me!


*atm*

7 november 08...fri...

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
: 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
***** *

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.... . 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
***** *

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
***** *

MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
***** *

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
***** *

MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
***** *

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel.
To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASH BASIN * '
***** *

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
***** *

Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ??? Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

6 november 08...thurs...last duty

dEaR jUmJuM...

jas, cam, sie wei, shu ee, pik ai n i
-part of the "star-dust-ed" batch of prefects,
had our last duty 2day, upon d request of..who else? ms wee...
so there we were...
running around lik little clockwork mice...
my legs did quite wel supporting myself the whole day...
considering d fact tat i'm low on carbs...hehe
d outcome?
i've decided i'll nvr ever ever wanna b a teacher...EVER!
seriously sum kids shud live in d zoo...
had such a hard time making them STAY in d classroom...
until we resorted 2 sitting on a chair, blocking d doorway...lol...

*atm*

5 november 08...wed...

dEaR jUmJuM...

officially launched d "no-carbs" diet 2day...
been planning 2 for a while nw, but nvr reli put my heart into it...
until i woke up this morning at 4 (studying 4 pn chen)
looked into d miror n i was lik, oh gosh...i look so bloated!!
plus tat whole-aw-family reunion dinner on the 18th...
i cant look bloated on a once-in-a-lifetime reunion dinner, nw can i??
so i skipped bread, skipped rice, skipped my usual cup of morning milo...
n i nearly fainted while running endless errands between block 3, kh bengkel n d staff room...
plus all those stu text books...
lol...
wel...AT LEAST i'm still alive n kicking...
2 more weeks, jacq...
juz 2 more weeks...
"add oil"

*atm*